Now saltiness is an understatement when I heard Trump won, and I'm sure many others share my feelings. Maybe this post will lighten your day.
It's the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of
the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The
government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next
president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal
presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House
and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes
first, but being as old as he is, he takes about 24 minutes. Trump goes next
and arrives with a time of 14:26. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as
she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in her way in an effort to beat
Trump's time. She finally crosses the finish line at just under ten minutes.
"Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of record!"
"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"
"Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of record!"
"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"
A plethora of memes are just a google search away! Here are a few of the best memes I've found of the presidential election:
I also recommend watching two of Dave Chappelle's SNL specials on youtube. Here's two links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--IS0XiNdpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc
As Obama said, the sun will arise rise in the morning, so let's stay hopeful that Trump doesn't screw up. And remember, just because someone voted for Trump doesn't mean they're racist sexist bigots. They have legitimate worries as well. There's enough hate in this world already, so let's be happy and enjoy some memes.