Thursday, October 20, 2016

Trump vs Hillary

So before I start this post my cousin bought the url www.votefortrumppence.com feel free to check it out.

Speaking of Trump and Hillary, this post will try to point out both the humor and the salt that this presidential election produces.

So what has this election done for us as a nation? Does our future look bright? Well quoting our lord and savior Donald Trump, People who see a bright future under either Trump or Hillary are "WRONG!"
And though I fear for the health of our nation, the presidential debates make for some great memes. I especially enjoy using snapchat filters on the candidates.

Also Trump's attempts at avoiding questions during debates reminds me of a teenage boy being interrogated on who he has a crush on. Just listening to him reminds me of the average teenage boy, and just like a teenage boy, Trump curves the question by switching the topic to Isis.

Girl: So who do you like?
Trump: I like lots of girls, the best girls. No one likes girls more than me.
Girl: So who is it..
Trump: You know who hates girls? Isis. I will destroy Isis.

Now before I go any further, In my opinion I think Hillary would be a better president. Plus she'll be the first f president, which is a great thing for women. Oops, I meant to say female, but the emale was deleted...

One thing that is quite annoying are the people who post themselves watching the debate over and over, with a caption like "I hate Trump!" Or "Trump can't be stumped!" While I find snapchat filters funny, I don't need a live commentary of your opinions on the debate. Sure I could just block them but that would be supporting Trump's idea of building a wall to keep people you don't want to see off your feed.

If you're offended, this is all just english room "talk" anyway.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

"Read"

*read*

Whether you're pouring your heart out to someone or just saying "What's up", *read* is always a dreaded thing to see. Replying to someone is common courtesy. If someone leaves you on read it's like trying to start a conversation with someone only to have them run away. 

Example:
"Hey! When's the movie night?"
*read*
"Yo, what's the math homework"
*read*
"Only losers leave people on read"
*doesn't even see your message*
"Only losers choose to not even read the message"
*blocks you*

This happened to me recently:


If you don't know, the empty arrow means they opened your message and didn't reply. 
Maybe I need new friends.

What's even worse is when someone ignores your message but replies to a message in a group chat. And then they realize you're in the group chat as well and that's when they decide to reply.
Especially when you know the other person is online because Facebook says they're online. Like they just posted about their 10th basic Starbucks cappuccino but they won't reply to you.

Or when you're in a group chat and you ask a question but everyone ignores you...
Sometimes I get fed up and become passive aggressive and just say "K good talk".

Not pointing any fingers at any particular people and/or groups. Just salty stuff that has happened to me recently.