So before I start this post my cousin bought the url www.votefortrumppence.com feel free to check it out.
Speaking of Trump and Hillary, this post will try to point out both the humor and the salt that this presidential election produces.
So what has this election done for us as a nation? Does our future look bright? Well quoting our lord and savior Donald Trump, People who see a bright future under either Trump or Hillary are "WRONG!"
And though I fear for the health of our nation, the presidential debates make for some great memes. I especially enjoy using snapchat filters on the candidates.
Also Trump's attempts at avoiding questions during debates reminds me of a teenage boy being interrogated on who he has a crush on. Just listening to him reminds me of the average teenage boy, and just like a teenage boy, Trump curves the question by switching the topic to Isis.
Girl: So who do you like?
Trump: I like lots of girls, the best girls. No one likes girls more than me.
Girl: So who is it..
Trump: You know who hates girls? Isis. I will destroy Isis.
Now before I go any further, In my opinion I think Hillary would be a better president. Plus she'll be the first f president, which is a great thing for women. Oops, I meant to say female, but the emale was deleted...
One thing that is quite annoying are the people who post themselves watching the debate over and over, with a caption like "I hate Trump!" Or "Trump can't be stumped!" While I find snapchat filters funny, I don't need a live commentary of your opinions on the debate. Sure I could just block them but that would be supporting Trump's idea of building a wall to keep people you don't want to see off your feed.
If you're offended, this is all just english room "talk" anyway.
Austin, this is awesome. I checked out your cousin's website--LOL. Anyways, I totally agree with you--Trump has no idea what he's talking about. Neither does he know how to answer questions properly. I also fear for the future of this country. However, you're right--the Trump memes are hilarious and get me laughing even when I'm in a dark mood. Nice job!
ReplyDeleteGreat post Austin!! I love this, it's so different from the blogs other people have been writing, myself included. You're Trump teenage boy analogy is perfect, and you've got a really sort of witty banter thing going on that works well. this is really clever!!
ReplyDeleteI about peed myself when I looked at you cousins website! I love the humor that you write with and I particularly enjoy it because often times I can relate. Like Clara said, your analogy is perfect! Keep up the great posts. :)
ReplyDeleteAustin, I love this post. It's absolutely hilarious. I always looked at the presidential debate as a way to rant about my disdain for Trump. I never really paid attention to memes that could come out of it. So I really appreciate this post for highlighting that you can find comedy in the midst of the crazy that is the presidential election. Also, your cousin's website is golden!
ReplyDeleteThis post is fine, but it completely disregards the possibility of third party candidates- Jill Johnson and Gary Stein deserve votes too! For one, both of them have better hair than Trump. I don't know about their policies and values, and frankly, as a voter of the 2016 election, I don't care, but I sure appreciate a good fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree, but they both look like people that would support the purge; which means killer clowns, and ain't nobody got time for killer clowns.
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